Figuring Out the Most Important Thing in the World

I have always been interested in plumbing people. And more than doing this to other two-legs, I always take delight in getting to know myself. Must be because of the apparent close proximity between the mind and body that it makes me think that I can almost grasp it with my hands. But Oh! How elusive and mysterious is the task of opening the secret rooms in my head in the hope of making practical magic such as unlimited intelligence or divine healing for this ego-shattered mortal such as myself. May there be an answer to the Sacred Question of "Who Am I?".