The Shuffled Music Interview

Lemonade had this nice tag up. You put your mp3 player on random shuffle mode, ask a question and let the player answer by what song it plays next. And since there's nothing more lazier than getting your mp3 player to give your interview, i am game:

"If someone says 'Is this okay?', you say?"
Escape - Enrique Iglesias
Run boy, run!!! Run from the stupid questions.

"What would best describe your personality?"
Skater Boy - Avril Lavigne
Couldn't have said it better.

"What do you like in a guy/girl?"
Easier to Run - Linkin Park
What???

"How do you feel today?"
Numb - Linkin Park
(Snaps awake from mind numbing experience)

"What is your life's purpose?"
A Different Beat - Boyzone
I came. I saw. I went into the toilet.

"What is your motto?"
I Never Loved You Anyways - The Corrs
Must be just lust then.

"What do your friends think of you?"
Aicha - Outlandish
My friends think that am more outlandish than aicha-ish though

"What do you think of your parents?"
Desert Rose - Sting
Something to do with the fact that these folks raised me up in the friggin desert called Sharjah?

"What do you think about very often?"
Only When I Sleep - The Corrs
Hah! Thats right people. I only think when i sleep which is a good thing since i sleep 70% of the day

"What is 2+2?"
Dance Inside - The All-American Rejects
Man, maths makes me go K.R.A.Z.Z.Y... The only thing i aced while i graduated 12th grade too.

"What do you think of your best friend?"
Complicated - Avril Lavigne
Yeah, the fact that i left old tom back in Dubai. We need to do some serious thinking on solving this distance thingy, buddy

"What do you think of the person you like?"
Bring Me to Life - Evanesence
Yeah baby, yeah!

"What is your life story?"
It Ends Tonight - The All-American Rejects
It ends tonight when i go to sleep.

"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy - Tata Young
Er... I think my mp3 player confused me with some of the girls I am dating now ;)

"What do you think when you see the person you like?"
From the Inside - Linkin Park
Something happens inside... love is in the air... hormones are raging in the.... ahem!

"What do your parents think of you?"
Paint It Black - Vanessa Carlton edition
You're looking at the black sheep of the family, my friend.

"What will you dance to at your wedding?"
Tears in heaven - Eric Clapton
Hmmm. A sign from heaven telling me not to get married?

"What will they play at your funeral?"
All Rise - Blue
You heard it people. All Rise cause Dead Rejoy's passing through.

"What is your hobby/interest?"
Fearless - Bryan Adams
I dunno but my friends seem to think that i have too strong a stomach for walking right through speeding traffic and the even more dangerous recklessness of striding up to a beautiful girl and getting it on.

"What is your biggest secret?"
Every Other Time - LFO
Too many secrets every other time

"What do you think of your friends?"
In the End Remix - Linkin Park
That's where i will be dudes/duddettes to make up for all the times when i was supposed to be there in the beginnings and the middles :P

"What should you post this as?"
Crash and Burn - Savage Garden
Burn iPod! Crash and Burn in hell!!! Heh.

Questions over already? I was just starting to have fun. Oh crap. (Switches of the music and goes to do some thinking aka sleeping)
PS: if you like this tag, run with it people