Thursday, November 15, 2007

The Look and The Way



When you go places, you notice this one thing. If you are a girl (and you don't need to be overly hot for this to happen in India), you get a lot of stares when you are walking the streets. If you are a guy, you catch other people (or yourself) doing the same. I do it too but i have perfected the art of subtle observation to perfection and would like a lot more guys to go about it the same way. When most guys give "the look" its more like as if they were panting with some sort of animal lust and wear a gaze so intense to put even super-man, with his X-ray vision, to shame. So here's the solution. When a girl passes by, look coolly at her (eyes NOT popping out) and then look away after a few seconds. If you really need a second "helping", go for it but keep it to few seconds at a time and not as if you will die there staring at her forever. And if she sees you looking, give a gentle smile (showing 32 salivating dracula like dripping fangs doesn't count). That way, she knows you are admiring her and not about to do some unmentionables at that exact moment. Try it out... she might actually smile back.

By the way, this sort of stuff used to piss me off until i realized that i should be grateful that at least men were not staring at me THAT way :)

13 comments:

Mahesh said...

nice hint and comment rejoyyy.

Aditya Kulkarni said...

You know, I used to try that "second helping" bit, and more often than not, the girl would look me in the eye when I turned the second time.

I tried smiling a few times, but *always* got the "Bastard I'll Kill You" (BIKU) look back.

Roshan R said...

hasnt worked yet.. will keep trying

Shimmer said...

LOL.... ur a lot of help to da guys eh?

Rejoy said...

@mahesh
:) thanx dude

@adit
hehe... thats cause u r giving them the "Babe, I'm Lusting 4 u" (bilu) look man

@roshan
what i mentioned was just a beginning... more like a cover page of the book u r about to read... then there's stuff like goin up there and talking to them, etc etc but i have no intention of turning this blog into an advice column, atleast for now

@shimmer
;)... hopefully, someone will get somthin out of it...

Reni said...

hey u scared abt sharing ur secret huh?....hehee...n yea, nice tip....there r sum guys who act as if da gals species r nearin extinction....n sum gals who think they look "hot" just coz a lot of guys STARE......

Rejoy said...

@reni
tell me about it... its hilarious, the way men drive women away when they actually want the very opposite

sampath said...

hi joey i tried ur tip with some of them; it didnt work but one girl in office is giving good response (light smile everytime i watch her) and i am keeping track of her... So plz tell me the next steps as well??

Rejoy said...

@sampath

what r friends for eh, sampath... of course i wont accept money for giving out this advice to u because i only accept credit cards ;)... anyways, its time for u to talk just like u used to with the girls when we were working together... the idea is to do the same with more than one girl so that u become more in demand and girls will be racing over to get to u first... but play it cool and u will be a big daddy in no time... good luck (thumbs up)

lemonade said...

good advice for all those 'lech' guys out there! thanks man! :)

Rejoy said...

@lemonade
(bows)

my inner world said...

nice post:)
i enjoyed reading it. but being a girl, would like to tell that most girls really dont like boys starring at them or just looking at them , just when he sees her for the first time.
On the contrary she would be impressed by him , if he dont even give him one glance and that will keep her wondering that he might be a nice one and not the flirtu types:)

Rejoy said...

@inner world
whatever makes u happy